GOT SOME FLEMISH IN MY THROAT

By PEGAH

As soon as we got there Richard was interviewed for Belgian TV. The girl interviewing him is like the Belgian Alexa Chung, I think. Her first question was “So… what do we need to know about the man that is, Richard Kern?” Went down really well…

Their hotel was really eco-friendly. They also use rose petals in their loos instead of toilet paper.

We had our own special hip-hop room.

Another clean Vice office… this one even has an aquarium.

Richard was a big fan of the local Belgium delicacies. His favorite was the “sour balls.”

Jim is likewise a fan of Belgian balls.

I got tired of hearing Richard ask millions of girls to get their baps out, so I told him to get HIS out for a change.

We’ve been playing an ongoing game of “How many different words that mean ‘breasts’ do you know?” Richard has swapped us a few new American terms for our British ones. Richard’s favorite is “jugs”, Jim’s favorite is “smash bags,” and I’m pretty partial to “baps”. Kern claims he can do the whole alphabet with a different boob word. Still haven’t found the time to test him on this…