IMMORTAL CELL PHONES

A few companies are making cell phones that can never die.

By CARRIE NATION

Another phone manufacturer, myFC, plans to release another innovative charger. Their creation, the H3, utilizes portable fuel cells in the form of tea bags submerged in water. CEO Björn Westerholm explains the charging process thusly: Tthe only thing that you do out there in the archipelago or the forest is pour water into the reaction chamber and at the same time put a tea bag into that compartment and close it and off you go." Beyond being a great emergency power source, the H3 promises to revolutionize telephony in places where lack of electricity cockblocks cell phone use.

Flakes everywhere take heed, until you space out: you better start cooking up some new excuses! “I lost my charger” just won’t cut it in a future powered by magic shake ‘n’ bake technology. You’re going to need a list of places where there’s absolutely no water to be found, anywhere. Or maybe you can claim that both your arms fell asleep and you couldn’t shake your phone? Or maybe we should just lose our little brain-tumor cooker-uppers altogether.

By CARRIE NATION 1 year ago

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