Dos & Don'ts
Don’t be a shitty cartoon goth. Just be a real goth. What’s that show where the magician teaches guys how to get laid? I want to start a program like that where I tell kids like these that instead of making their hair into sticky-looking neon haystacks and papier-mâchéing a swordkey for one weekend a year they could just dye their hair black and be getting laid the other 51.