DOs & DON'Ts

Do

The only way he could look more like the phrase “sultan’s butt plug” is if he was just a pair of squirming flip-flops poking out of a rich Arab guy’s ass.

Don't

Mashing up Sammy Hagar with Joan Osborne is bad enough when you’re a DJ and it’s just a couple of their songs, but doing it to the two actual people takes playing God to some severe Book of Job shit.

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