Don't

I’m thinking of something orange. It’s the Sunkist I puked up all over myself after looking at this guy.

Do

Oh, so you’re a “dog lover,” huh? Would you forsake all others to make a life with your dog? Would you take your dog out for a meal, split a bottle of wine with it, and fall asleep together on the couch? No? Doesn’t sound like love to me.