JELQING WILL MAKE YOUR DICK RIPPED
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I don’t have a penis, but if I did, I would want it to be big. Size definitely does matter, and all men know this fact. This is why jelqing has always existed and will always exist. It has come to refer to all manner of enlargement techniques, but originally and most commonly, jelqing is manually tugging on the penis in a semi-hard state, which frankly just sounds lousy masturbation.
At a certain age–in the same way many girls will squat over a mirror to discover their own mysterious Netherlands–every boy will cross swords with a ruler and measure their manliness. If you’ve fallen short of your full six inches, or are just genitally greedy, jelqing is your only option–unless you’d like a surgeon to cut out the portion of your penis safely tucked inside your body. No? OK, so this is what the average jelqing routine consists of, which hasn’t varied much throughout history, aside from the contemporary “Get Fit” jargon.
Penile “workouts” are based around a daily jelq session of around 20-30 minutes. Start with a penis warm-up involving the application of a hot towel or simply submerging your member in the bath. This increases the blood flow to the shaft, preparing it for the vigorous exercise ahead in the same way as stretching your leg muscles to prep for a jog. Lubricant should be used, as should an “OK” handgrip to encircle the base of the penis, which is then milked, moving towards the head and forcing blood toward the end of the penis. Sounds suspiciously like jerking off, I know. For penile safety, jelqing should be performed at 45 percent to 75 percent erection. “Advanced” jelqing happens at 95 percent, but never at full erection. Jelqing should stop if you become too erect or might ejaculate. After around 100 to 200 jelqs, warm-down again with a bath. Enthusiasts say you can see results after just several months.
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