JERRY HSU BONUS ROUND

By MATT EVS

So… um… “Chris” asked me to write some shit for the VBS blog about this Tiltmode video that I made with my “friends” called Bonus Round. It’s a video that has some skateboarding in it and it is destroying my life.

-This crappy distribution company bought some copies off me then called me after they got them and said they were gonna buy them for less than agreed. Uuugh. More of those “thems the breaks”-type scenarios.
-I still have to pay all the filmers and other shit.
-The duplication company also totally fucked me. If you get a copy that doesn’t work, it’s not my fault! Poor me, right?! Wrong. Wait, you were right… poor me.
-One of my buddies fucked my girlfriend on the night of the premiere. That was pretty cool. I walked to her house and saw them passed out naked on her bed and I shot a picture of it. It’s a painful reminder of my life.
-A few of Patrick’s Later’d shows used footage of mine without my permission. I think I can sue them once the skateboard racket goes sour (if it hasn’t already) to make a quick buck.

Anyways, I think I was supposed to hype this video… you can go to tiltmodearmy.com to see stupid web stuff and maybe buy the video. Honestly, I would prefer you go to your local skateboard shop and just get it there though. I only have a few copies for people who don’t run cool stores like Autumn. I’m pretty sure they got six. They’re in Brooklyn! It’s a NY thang!!! Like I said, I live in San Jose. Can I give a shout out? (Do they still call those that?) That one famous artist did the cover art… I think his name is Todd Bratworst.

PS: Thanks for saying Hi to me last time I saw you, Patrick!
PPS: I shot these blog photos. They are supposed to have “something to do with the video and Jerry” according to the instructions I was given by that guy “Chris.” He also asked for MJ, but we haven’t spoken in years. I did piss on that ledge afterall.