Volume 11 Issue 5
The VICE Guide to Partying
Party hosting isn't something one can just dive into headlong and willy-nilly.
Hey DJ, Fuck You!
You know that thing called DJing? Playing records in bars or at stupid art openings for money? Guess what DJing is? The biggest fucking bullshit con of all time!
BBQ Party Today, Ok?
What with the ridiculous amount of attention paid lately to Southern rap, it's about time Playa Fly gets some love.
But Hey, Dj, Wait A Sec!
Face it, pal, your girl's not dancing. She might bounce around to the occasional Lil' Jon track or something, but she's not losing herself to the music in the moment.
Chair Party
This month it was decided that everyone had to be wasted. All editorial meetings were conducted drunk, in bars, and every writer was told he or she needs to have at least a bit of a buzz going while writing.
Hamster Party Throwdown
In the interest of putting an end to drinking contests forever (they kill 10s of people a year, you know) we decided to stage the ultimate throwdown of all fucking time.
2c-t-fy-dic.head
Dear Human Toilet, Taking lots of drugs doesn't have to turn you into a drooling idiot.
But Hey, Dj, Wait A Sec!
Face it, pal, your girl's not dancing. She might bounce around to the occasional Lil' Jon track or something, but she's not losing herself to the music in the moment.