Volume 11 Issue 7

  • 100 Extra Dos & Don'ts

    Had enough? No? OK, let's get The Onion's Amie Barrodale to pump out 100 more.

  • Grimewatch

    Question: What are all the major labels doing wasting our time with Shystie? Did you see her on the cover of the Telegraph?

  • Big Green Blister

    It's tough being gay - especially when you live in Derby. Just talk to Brooks about it.

  • How to Not Care

    There's an ultra-cool alternate universe where nobody is a cheesedick and tough-as-fuck dudes get together to do stuff like "break things" and "rule."

  • The VICE Guide to Everything

    What the fuck is the matter with people these days? They're walking around, wearing sandals, not paying for shit and talking about their dreams.

  • Pockets Dumb Fat

    LAs per usual, Jadakiss knows what's up, and he knew that shit a couple of years before the rest of us.

Advertisement
  • Skinema

  • Fuck the Usa

    Steve Earle's latest release The Revolution Starts...Now is his best work since the 1986 classic Guitar Town.

  • Dos & Don'ts

    As Four and all those faggy fashion designers can experiment all they want. Nobody can compete with the kind of creativity billions of shrill voices screaming into your ears can provide.

  • Dos & Don'ts Greatest Hits

    Dude is just chilling. He's unflappable. You could be like, "Humpty, what if nobody shows up to our party?" and he'd be all, "Don't worry about it, doood."

  • I Want My Dvds

    FIGHTS: A BARE KNUCKLE VIDEOI love Ultimate Fighting Challenge, but those professional dudes have nothing on these idiot amateurs who beat the shit out of each other in schoolyards and car parkS

  • Tidbits

    Sometimes, when you don't want to talk about money or free stuff or whose son's a dentist, it's nice to be able to go to Chinatown, buy a packet of this and just talk to a Jew.