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The Holy Trinity Issue

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  • The Cute Show Page!

    Baby Camels

    We admit, we’re not huge fans of camels. At first glance, they look like disabled, lumpy horses (and horses are quite frightening to begin with, unless they’re miniature). Full story

    2012 Mar 30 Ellis Jones, Photo by Martin Sinkgraven Stuff
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  • The Genesis of ‘The Sugar Frosted Nutsack’

    Mark Leyner's latest novel sticks out like an infected, throbbing appendage compared to the seemingly endless crop of mopey, self-important novels these days. Full story

    2012 Mar 28 Mark Leyner Stuff
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    The Grand Finale

    The final chapter of Brett Gelman's novel about murder and baldness. Full story

    2012 Mar 27 Brett Gelman, Photos By Janicza Bravo Stuff
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  • A Bear and His Cub

    Photos by Nico Stinghe, Styling by Marie Claude-Guay Full story

    2012 Mar 28 Nico Stinghe Fashion
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  • Paintballing with Hezbollah

    Is the Path Straight to Their Hearts

    We figured they’d cheat; they were Hezbollah, after all. But none of us—a team of four Western journalists—thought we’d be dodging military-grade flash bangs when we initiated this. Full story

    2012 Mar 26 Mitchell Prothero News
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  • Bob Odenkirk’s Page

    Let Trump SMLLC improve the Central Park Sheep Meadow! Full story

    2012 Mar 23 Bob Odenkirk Stuff
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  • Submerged in Sammy

    Floating Neck-Deep in the Juices of the Red Rocker

    Judging by the look of utter confusion on most people’s faces when I make a Sammy Hagar joke, I’m fairly certain that most folks under the age of 30 don’t know shit about the “Red Rocker.” Full story

    2012 Mar 22 A Wolfe Stuff
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  • In Broad Daylight

    Photos by Bruce Gilden, Styling by Annette Lamothe-Ramos Full story

    2012 Mar 21 Bruce Gilden Fashion
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  • Fuck Winter

    Photos and styling by Petra Collins. Full story

    2012 Mar 20 Petra Collins Fashion
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  • We Can’t Get High Like We Used To

    When Drugs Were Legal in Mexico, and Why They Aren’t Now

    When I party in Mexico City, I notice that my friends feel guilty for doing lines because they can’t avoid thinking that it is contributing to Mexico’s drug war. Full story

    2012 Mar 19 Froylan Enciso Stuff
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  • A Borderline Crisis

    Greece Has Had It Up to Here with Illegal Immigrants

    I grew up in Athens, and it’s been heartbreaking to witness the city’s transformation from the booming cultural metropolis of my childhood to ground zero of Greece’s financial apocalypse. Full story

    2012 Mar 16 Elektra Kotsoni News
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  • Skinema

    California Anal Girls

    As a young child I remember being told all girls in Hollywood take it in the ass and not believing it. Then I moved there and confirmed it to be true. I don’t think I had lived in Los Angeles Full story

    2012 Mar 16 Chris Nieratko NSFW
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  • I’ve Got an Alien in My Head

    Silvio Berlusconi’s Fortune Teller Predicts a Bleak Future

    After arriving in Italy from Bulgaria 28 years ago to work as an au pair, Teodora Stefanova soon became known for her psychic powers. Full story

    2012 Mar 15 Blagovest Blagoev Stuff
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  • Sheppard’s Video Game Pie

    Star Wars: The Old Republic

    For those unaware, this is the new Star Wars MMORPG. It’s Electronic Arts’ attempt at competing with World of Warcraft, a game I never got into but that everyone else on the planet seems to play. Full story

    2012 Mar 14 Stephen Lea Sheppard Tech
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  • Rollin’, Rollin’, Rollin’

    Pretending to Be Handicapped for a Day

    My brother has hemiplegic cerebral palsy, and he’s a total dick about it. For two decades I’ve been secretly jealous of him yearning for all that extra attention. Full story

    2012 Mar 14 Kara Crabb Stuff
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  • Records

    There's a lot of music to be listened and not listened to this month (Dan Melchior and Bowerbirds, respectfully). Full story

    2012 Mar 13 Music
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  • Men in Funny Hats Still Rule the World

    Adam Parfrey Knows All About the Nutters in Secret Societies

    Adam Parfrey has spent the past 20 years amassing a huge collection of Masonic ephemera. VICE was lucky enough to interview him and get a preview of his new book, “Ritual America.” Full story

    2012 Mar 12 Andy Capper Photo
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  • Comics

    The Hobo Enquirer

    Who's molesting the great hobos of Europe? Full story

    2012 Mar 11 Johnny Ryan Comics
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  • The Loneliest Cowboy in the World

    Plumbing the Isolated Depths of Chilean Patagonia

    Faustino Barrientos has spent most of his 81 years in isolation. He works as a gaucho—the horse-riding shepherds of the harsh southern swath known as Patagonia. Full story

    2012 Dec 26 John Martin Travel
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  • The Holy Trinity Issue Hath Descended

    The heavens rejoice as The Holy Trinity Issue is now upon us. Full story

    2012 Mar 9 VICE Staff Stuff
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  • DILDO! DILDO! DILDO! DILDO!

    The unforeseen consequences of putting DILDO on your magazine's cover. Full story

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