Volume 19 Issue 5
Vibrators Through the Ages
Welcome to the museum that celebrates one of the most important technological breakthroughs of the past millennium: the vibrator.
Lap That Shit Up
Even if you think your shit doesn’t stink, consider that at one point or another your thirst has probably been quenched by water from a septic tank.
Deaf Comedy Jam
Deaf comedy hasn’t had a lot going for it ever since black people ran it into the ground in the 90s.
The Twitch
To become Miss Snake Charmer, a revealing swimsuit and a desire for world peace aren’t enough. You must also have enough skill with a knife to remove the epidermis of a serpent.
Sorry Your Dog Got Decapitated
If there’s a golden rule for people who run a dog-sitting business, it is this: Don’t let the dogs you’re watching get mauled by other dogs.
Lovely Owls
I think if everyone got his or her own owl to raise we would have world peace in no time.
Girls Love Girls #4
Before long, Heather is blowing smoke up Madison's ass (when played in reverse, it looks like Madison shits out smoke. And tells you to kill your parents).
Smart as a Rabbi
I’ve seen dead bodies before, but this is going to be rough. This one is going to sting right where my foreskin used to be.