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The It's Actually Quite Weird Issue

Cover by Maggie Lee and Sandy Kim

  • Employees of the Month

    Punk surrealist Winston Smith has been hand-crafting provocative collage art since the 1970s, when he started appropriating insipid icons in magazine ads from the 40s and 50s to create absurd, sometimes politically charged images. Full story

    2012 May 1 VICE Staff Stuff
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  • A Hairy Situation

    It turns out Sweden's tolerance extends only so far as its armpits. Full story

    2012 Jun 5 Caisa Ederyd NSFW
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  • Vibrators Through the Ages

    Welcome to the museum that celebrates one of the most important technological breakthroughs of the past millennium: the vibrator. Full story

    2012 Jun 5 Darren Wee Stuff
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  • Lights Out

    Bill Odenkirk wrote a poem to acknowledge the tragic demise of Thomas Kinkade. Full story

    2012 Jun 5 Bob Odenkirk Stuff
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  • Lap That Shit Up

    Even if you think your shit doesn’t stink, consider that at one point or another your thirst has probably been quenched by water from a septic tank. Full story

    2012 Jun 4 Toby Fehily Stuff
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  • Deaf Comedy Jam

    Deaf comedy hasn’t had a lot going for it ever since black people ran it into the ground in the 90s. Full story

    2012 Jun 4 Allison Van Siclen Stuff
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  • Sheppard’s Video Game Pie

    The Playstation Vita

    Lots of people don’t have to get a Vita. Should they? Full story

    2012 Jun 4 Stephen Lea Sheppard Tech
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  • The Twitch

    Sensory Overload at the Biggest Rattlesnake Roundup in the World

    To become Miss Snake Charmer, a revealing swimsuit and a desire for world peace aren’t enough. You must also have enough skill with a knife to remove the epidermis of a serpent. Full story

    2012 Jun 4 Ryan Knighton Stuff
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  • Sorry Your Dog Got Decapitated

    If there’s a golden rule for people who run a dog-sitting business, it is this: Don’t let the dogs you’re watching get mauled by other dogs. Full story

    2012 Jun 1 Kara Crabb Stuff
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  • The Cute Show Page!

    Lovely Owls

    I think if everyone got his or her own owl to raise we would have world peace in no time. Full story

    2012 Jun 1 Ellis Jones Stuff
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  • Skinema

    Girls Love Girls #4

    Before long, Heather is blowing smoke up Madison’s ass (when played in reverse, it looks like Madison shits out smoke. And tells you to kill your parents). Full story

    2012 May 31 Chris Nieratko NSFW
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  • Records

    Killer Mike is so smooth and fluid, yet hard at the same time. He’s like a nanostructured amorphous solid, or Slimer with a boner. Full story

    2012 May 30 VICE Staff Music
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  • Combover

    Smart as a Rabbi

    I’ve seen dead bodies before, but this is going to be rough. This one is going to sting right where my foreskin used to be. Full story

    2012 May 30 Brett Gelman Stuff
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  • Alligator Story

    Author Barry Gifford shares with us an unpublished short story about beheading, skinning, and gutting a gator in the Gulf. Full story

    2012 May 29 Barry Gifford Stuff
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  • The Black Tar Tits of Afghanistan

    Suckling from a junkie tit can be lethal, which is pretty much the most hopeless image imaginable. Full story

    2012 May 29 Wilbert L. Cooper News
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  • Earl Is Free

    Stalking My Favorite Rapper

    How I got to eat a burger and fries with my idol, Earl Sweatshirt of Odd Future. Full story

    2012 May 25 Fraser Jones Music
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  • Pretty Kool-A

    Starring Maggie Lee and Sandy Kim Full story

    2012 May 24 Maggie Lee and Sandy Kim Fashion
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  • How to Make the Perfect Mangina

    The Brazilian Drag Queen Guide to Tucking

    Every boy has given himself a mangina at least once. But for transsexuals and drag queens, whose job it is to not have a dick, tucking is less a boyhood larf than an essential trick of the trade. Full story

    2012 May 23 Bruno B. Soraggi NSFW
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  • Karachi Kills VICE

    A Scene Report from the Most Insane City in Pakistan

    All signs point to a country that is ready to explode, and considering the reporting I’ve conducted here over the past seven years, it appears that Karachi may be the detonator. Full story

    2012 May 22 Suroosh Alvi News
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  • Living Off Death

    Yovani Solís Embalms Ex-Presidents, Midget Wrestlers, and Victims of the Narco Wars

    As long as the bodies keep piling up, Yovani's mom-and-pop Mexican mortuary thrives. Full story

    2012 May 21 Elizabeth Duarte Stuff
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  • Memory Is Selective

    The Forgotten Indiscretions of Sweden’s ‘Lollipop’ Zine

    I’ve always wondered if having sex while an extra person or persons were in the room was and still is a vital part of Carl Abrahamsson’s sex life. Full story

    2012 May 18 Photos by Carl Abrahamsson Photo
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  • Another Day in Paradise

    A Selection of Photos from ‘Life’s a Blast’

    Linda Forsell's new photo book depicts the subtle violence and ordinary daily activities of life inside the Israel-Palestine conflict. Full story

    2012 May 17 Linda Forsell Photo
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  • Cracking Cryptocacti

    The Prickly Problem of the Cactus of the Four Winds

    The Cactus of the Four Winds is rumored to possess supernatural curative powers. I searched for a wild specimen of the cryptocacti in Lima, Peru. Full story

    2012 May 16 Hamilton Morris Stuff
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  • Ave-Done

    Aliya Naumoff tried to think like Richard Avedon for a day. Full story

    2012 May 15 Aliya Naumoff Fashion
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  • Inside the Looney Disco

    Dancing the Night Away at a German Mental Hospital

    Regardless of which psychological disorder they’re afflicted with, all patients are equal on the dance floor. Full story

    2012 May 11 Christoph Wöhrle Stuff
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  • Take a Stab

    Iraqi Dervishes Celebrate God by Knifing Themselves

    The Sufi dervishes of southern Iraq practice an intense brand of Islam, which involves them continually stabbing themselves with spears and knives. Full story

    2012 May 14 Karlos Zurutuza Stuff
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    Don’t be a Tumblr asshole to people trying to find love.

  • Deportee Purgatory

    About 40 percent of Mexican immigrants deported from the US are sent back through Tijuana.

  • VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like

    A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.

  • Americana: It's Like Vietnam All Over Again

    The Virginia-Carolina Military History Association gets lit up by the Viet Cong.

  • Teens Are Being Trapped in Abusive 'Drug Rehab Centers'

    How an anti-drug cult from the 60s has evolved into a billion-dollar industry.

  • VICE News: Triple Hate

    A documentary about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.

  • Marc Maron Is the King of Twitter

    The man is an entertainer, and clearly a very smart one.

  • A Chat with Janicza Bravo (and Brett Gelman) About Her New Short Starring Michael Cera in a Wheelchair

    I chatted with J&B over baba ghanoush.

  • Murderous Fanatics and EDL Idiots Brought Darkness to Woolwich, London Yesterday

    We tried to make sense of it all.

  • A Few Impressions: 'Leviathan,' I Love You

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  • VICE on HBO Extended: Tobaccoland

    Thomas Morton gets a full smoke-therapy treatment in Malang.

  • In Search of Tim Dog, the Rapper Turned Con Artist Who Probably Faked His Own Death

    This February, the legendary rapper turned grifter Tim Dog died. So why is there a warrant out for his arrest?

  • Speaking with Adam Kokesh, Before He Was Detained by the Feds

    This would be the first in a series of controversies surrounding Adam and his politics.

  • Pakistan's Election Went Off Without a Hitch... Sort Of

    Just being able to transition governmental authority without military involvement is a victory.

  • Young Americans: Season Two Trailer

    A documented survey of people from a wide array of ethnic communities.

  • Please Start Banning Books Again

    There has never been a better time to start censoring art in America.

  • The VICE Reader: Sort by Kind

    The VICE Reader is a series on VICE.com in which we publish original fiction—mostly.

  • Stoya on Peeking Behind the Porn Curtain

    We are fascinated by what entertainers and public personalities do when they aren't at work.

  • VICE News: Triple Hate

    A doc about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.

  • Spanish Bombs: Granada Unveils Joe Strummer Plaza

    Granada inaugurates a plaza for Clash frontman Joe Strummer.

  • Listening to Kanye's "New Slaves" with White People

    Let’s be clear: "New Slaves" is explicitly racial.

  • Pump It Up

    Photos by Anna Ryon, styling by Lola Chatterton.

  • A Few Impressions: 'Leviathan,' I Love You

    It holds up a mirror to nature, but this mirror came from a fun house.

  • We Photographed the Drunk EDL Hate Mob That Attacked London's Police Last Night

    They went there to spread Islamophobia and achieved absolutely nothing.

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  • Murderous Fanatics and EDL Idiots Brought Darkness to Woolwich, London Yesterday

    We tried to make sense of it all.

  • I Tested out Three Cambodian Spiritual Practices

    And learned that Cambodian ghosts apparently don't believe in Jesus.

  • Amy’s Baking Company's Grand Reopening Nearly Bored Me to Death

    It was kinda like real life TV, but nothing was happening.

  • Munchies: The Marrow

    He yelled a lot while juicing rhubarbs.

  • Noisey: Heavy Dicks - Drinking Cough Syrup with Weedeater

    Fred and Jake join Weedeater to sample fine cough syrups and artisanal cheeses.

  • VICE on HBO Extended: Egypt on the Brink - Women Under Assault

    VICE co-founder Suroosh Alvi meets with some local activists around Tahrir Square.

  • Art Talk: Matt Mignanelli

    A chat about his work, life, and strong American work ethic.

  • VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor

    A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.

  • Did a Murderer Just Give Himself Away on Yelp?

    It seems like he might have done.

  • How Are We Supposed to Know What the Government Does?

    It's pretty terrifying how little we know.

  • Watch Japanther's Kaleidoscopic New Video for "Stolen Flowers"

    It's really good.

  • Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity

    They're genuinely some of the most beautiful things I've ever read.

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