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Killer Mike is like a nanostructured amorphous solid, or Slimer with a boner.

Shut Up and Enter: Win a Trip to the NY Premiere of Shut Up and Play the Hits

Want to party at the New York premiere of SHUT UP AND PLAY THE HITS with LCD SOUNDSYSTEM's James Murphy?

Talkin' 'Bout the Boards - Let Me Go Down on Her

You left terrible comments this past week. Here are my drawings of them.

Which Other Spandex-Wearing Superpeople Are Gay?

Here are the heroes and villains it’s easiest to picture in rainbow-flag duds.

Combover: Smart as a Rabbi

This one is going to sting right where my foreskin used to be.

Christians Made a Horror Film About a Haunted Box of Porn

We asked the director why he wants us all to stop masturbating.

Italica: Jesus Factor - Part 1

A talent show that promotes Evangelical Christian music in a Catholic country.

Dear VICE - Grass Widow Wants Nothing to Do with You

I find it fucking gross and despicable that you would run that excrement.

VICE Premiers: "Monster" By The Night Terrors

Ride the dark wave with the behemoths o

Question of the Day - Would You Make a Deal with the Devil?

Why wouldn’t you use your soul like a credit card at the Satan Superstore?

Wide World of Balls - Goldwater Hates Hockey

The Goldwater Institute is ball-blocking the Phoenix Coyotes.

The Musical 'Annie,' as Reimagined by Jay-Z

We took the liberty of rewriting some notable 'Annie' lyrics in the style of Jigga.

Kill the Engine - Anarchy and Jesus Fish?

I wish I'd heeded my own advice.

VICE Exclusive: Skaters' "Done for Good" Video

Skaters have a new video! It's a music video!

Alligator Story

Author Barry Gifford shares with us an unpublished short story.

Earl Is Free

How I got to eat a burger and fries with Earl Sweatshirt.

Kill the Engine - Anarchy and Jesus Fish?

I wish I'd heeded my own advice.

Skinema: This Ain’t Dracula XXX

This recent fascination with vampires really has got to end already.

Behind the Seams: Mexican Pointy Boots

Shoe design finally gets to the point.

My VICE Internship Taught Me Everything I Need to Know About Having a Dick

They are unwieldy and secrete weird stuff at inappropriate times.

Epicly Later'd: Arto Saari

His rise to prominence is like no one else's.

Prehistoric Internet Porn

The first Internet porn was created by geeks for geeks.

Are You a Sociopath?

Take the official 2012 Diagnostic Test.

The Cute Show: Cat Prin!

Meet Japan's only cat tailor.

Making Up Bands in Your Brain While High

Dan Magers writes some messed-up shit.

The Loneliest Goth in the World

Our new friend Simon was the only goth in Camden.

Are Thirty People Walking Around a Town in England High on 2C-B?

Because if they are, we just spoke to one of them.

Cry-Baby of the Week

This week, Gambian honeymooners versus this sexy lady's boss.