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      Obviously, jogging is for the worst people alive, but working out is good for you. So what I like to do is act like I’m taking a walk in my sweatpants and then when I spot a precious little boy like this running around, I chase him, catch him, and then beat him mercilessly with tears streaming down my face because I’M NOT GAY AT ALL.


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