In recent years a slew of devices have arrived on the market that allow women to piss standing up. The products, which basically amount to plastic and cardboard funnels that fit like guacamole against the ol' pink taco, can be a godsend for gals who want to drunkenly spill urine on the side of a Volvo when they can't hold it until home—just like one of the guys.The old camping standby, Lady Js, have been around forever and are so last decade. The new variations are using clever branding tactics and more aesthetically pleasing designs to put a little more pizazz in pee-pee time. The Easy Pee-Zee (for riot grrls), the Whizzy (for Oxygen channel addicts) and TravelMates (for, um … travelers) are all slightly different versions of the same idea. They are primarily for all you ladies who worry about sitting in fecal glaze or catching venereal warts from public toilets. They also work great for girls who have trouble bending over or are preggers. Just press it against your mound and go to town.For all of you hardcore Big Gulp lovers, there is The Stadium Gal, described by the manufacturer as "an undetectable female leg bag." Obviously, this one is meant to circumvent those long lines at baseball stadiums and monster truck rallies. It's basically an external catheter ("worn like a condom," according to the Web site) with a collection bag that attaches around the calf. The odor-barrier pouch film will make sure you don't smell like you just came from an AARP convention and the 100% latex-free straps mean no ugly rashes.Last, but certainly not least, is the holy grail of stand-n-pee technology for females: The Magic Cone. As always, the Japanese have served up what seems to be the best technology … with a heaping spoonful of creepy vibes. Just watch this lovely instructional video to witness the fine line between genius and perversion.