Yeah, affectation mosaics like this dude are usually as boring as a Dave Matthews cover, but the smart ones know to embrace schlubbery as a way of lowering expectations. If this guy told a moderately good joke, you’d die laughing.


Being hot in a terrifyingly blank way is an asset; you just have to frame it correctly. That said, I’m not sure Vaguely Middle Eastern Cuckoldress is the path you want to be taking here.