The cucumber dildo-loving jokers at VICE UK threw a party to celebrate their 10th birthday last night and it looks like things got a wee bit out of control. Andrew WK and Danny Brown were there and they recorded their very own guide to VICE parties. We suggest that you spend the next ten years studying their ingenious methods, fly to London for VICE UK's 20th birthday party, and party, party, party. Party.
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