NORWEGIAN SPIRAL

By JAMES TENAFLY

Early this morning, the people of Northern Norway looked to the sky and saw an enormous rotating spiral in the dark. Experts in the region known frequent displays of aurora borealis are, as of yet, unable to explain the phenomenon. Thousands of people in the region reported seeing the spiral which spun in the sky for only a few minutes before disappearing. Even the best guesses leave something to be desired: some blame a possible, unreported Russian rocket launch; a tired conspiracy prop; slightly juicier conspiracy plots; and aliens, naturally. The best reasoning attributes the spiral to a never before seen astral or meteorological phenomena.

Check out a crappy youtube video here submitted by a guy who thinks it’s a massive laser light show.

Just please don’t let it be more viral marketing bullshit.

UPDATE: Something very similar in China

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