Don't

When Lucifer was cast from the Kingdom of Heaven, he then began to rule his own Kingdom of Hell and renamed himself Satan. Right after he did all that, he ate a big silver brick, and out of his dirty red asshole, I was born.

Don't

I don’t know what your relationship is per se. But if I were sitting across from you two, watching you slow dip that teabag and wearing an obese man’s sweater, I’d push you down that hill and drown you in that lake.