Maryland's WBAL TV reported today that Michael Flaig, an Anne Arundel County police officer, faces an assault charge after biting a guy's balls in an alleyway behind a Baltimore bar yesterday. According to the charging documents, the victim was assaulted by two men, one of whom chomped on the victim's testicle, before fleeing. A witness pointed police in the right direction, and Flaig was found on the second floor of the bar with a bloodied shirt. The other man involved in the assault has yet to be found, and details about how Flaig ended up with a testicle in his mouth (did he take a knee and go straight for the crotch? Did they end up on the ground and he saw an opening? Was it direct teeth-on-sack?) were still unknown at the time of publication.1. This Florida Couple Might Get 15 Years in Prison for Having Sex on the Beach2. David Simon Talks About Where the Baltimore Police Went Wrong
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