A Cop Allegedly Bit Some Guy's Balls During a Cinco de Mayo Fight

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A Cop Allegedly Bit Some Guy's Balls During a Cinco de Mayo Fight

Did he take a knee and go straight for the crotch? Did they end up on the ground and he saw an opening? Was it direct teeth-on-sack?

Maryland's WBAL TV reported today that Michael Flaig, an Anne Arundel County police officer, faces an assault charge after biting a guy's balls in an alleyway behind a Baltimore bar yesterday. According to the charging documents, the victim was assaulted by two men, one of whom chomped on the victim's testicle, before fleeing. A witness pointed police in the right direction, and Flaig was found on the second floor of the bar with a bloodied shirt. The other man involved in the assault has yet to be found, and details about how Flaig ended up with a testicle in his mouth (did he take a knee and go straight for the crotch? Did they end up on the ground and he saw an opening? Was it direct teeth-on-sack?) were still unknown at the time of publication.

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