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A New York Couple Is Dragging a Baby Lamb Around the City Right Now

And he's hitting all the good brunch spots.

Screenshot via Nick Ramsey's Twitter.

Hipsters do a lot of stupid things, like put Swans shirts on their toddlers and buy $100 vegan food for their cats. Now a couple of hipsters in New York are publicly bringing a three-week-old lamb they rescued with them everywhere they go, exposing the poor creature to the cultural wasteland that is New York City. The New York Post reported that the lamb has been spotted at restaurants like Five Leaves in Greenpoint and Black Tree in the Lower East Side. The lamb's "foster parents" saved the orphaned animal when it was four days old, but they're now taking revenge by forcing the lamb to sit in Brooklyn brunches, subway tunnels, and pretentious coffee shops while they pose it for publicity shots, like the Twitter photo above.

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