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Americans Like Head Lice, Root Canals, and Hipsters More than Trump, Says Poll

The only things people could honestly say were worse than Trump, according to the survey, were cockroaches and hemorrhoids​.

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Do Americans hate anything more than Donald Trump? Well, cockroaches—but only by a little bit, according to a new poll.

The survey, put together by the Democratic-leaning and sometimes zany pollsters at Public Policy Polling, found that people who disliked Trump hated him with such a fiery passion that they'd take used car salesmen, traffic jams, the DMV, hipsters, and fucking Nickelback over the Donald. Nickelback!

A whopping 54 percent of anti-Trump voters would even rather have head lice than put up with the Great Orange Menace as POTUS. In fact, besides cockroaches, the only thing the people surveyed believe is worse than Trump is hemorrhoids.

That seems kind of fitting, given how much the presumptive Republican nominee for president talks shit.

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