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Announcing: The Noisey SXSW Showcase - Thursday, March 15
This year, Noisey has put together a 100-percent radical showcase for die-hard fans and industry elites alike. How’s this for a Thursday night: they'll be at the Parish Theater on Thursday, March 15, with German garage rockers Shandy Mandies, Bass Drum Of Death, Two Gallants, Slow Club, Friends, and our favorite Brooklyn electro-pop duo Chairlift!
Make sure to follow Noisey on Facebook and Twitter, and save the date. It’s gonna be wild.
Read the rest over at, you guessed it, Noisey, HERE.
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