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Burning Down the House with Nick Swardson

Is there a statute of limitations in arson cases?

Partying in abandoned houses is a tradition as old as time itself. We've all done it. You can break whatever you want to break, piss wherever you want to piss, and if the mood strikes you, burn the place to the ground with a Molotov cocktail. Today's bard is Nick Swardson, who you probably know as being the funny guy in lots of good movies. Here he tells us his own abandoned house party story that, unsurprisingly, ends the way they all do.

Previously - Dr. Ken Jeong's Stripper Inspection