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      Brooke Candy Wants to Fuck Right Now

      February 12, 2013

      By Annette Lamothe-Ramos

      Creative Director

      Photo by: Terry Richardson

      The end of fashion week is finally on the horizon. At this point you've probably started to burn out on hearing the same song at every shitty party, seeing the same models in every collection, and feeling grossed out by the number of 13-year-old, mosquito-bite-sized tits and square, flat asses parading down runways. Are you confused by your new mental state and beginning to worry if anything will ever be "OK" again? You just want it all to go away so life, work, and social media can finally go back to the way they used to be. It takes a while for the numbness to disappear, and in order to help speed up the thawing process, we've decided to share with you the latest gem by Brooke Candy. Her latest track is, "I Wanna Fuck Right Now" (whoa), and for the video, she gets basically naked showing off her tight stripper moves and rubbing a huge snake all up on her naughty bits (whoa times two!). It's the perfect thing to watch on a Tuesday to help shell shock your way back into a normal existence where the internet is for looking at weird fashion/art or other cool shit that freaks you out instead of a bunch of blurry model monkeys wearing clothing no one will ever buy.

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      Topics: fashion week, Brooke Candy, Terry Richardson, fucking, Naked Bitches

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      The stuff you're trying to look at is considered "naughty" by busybodies, legal types, and (probably) your mom, so we'd like to make sure you're of legal age before we let you see it.