CHATROULETTE IS THE ONLY THING WORTH DOING ON THE INTERNET

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For the last few days, everyone has been going nuts for this new site Chatroulette, where, as the name suggests, you video-chat with someone who may or may not be about to end their life. Our friend, photographer Lewis Chaplin, is the site's biggest fan and won't shut up about its wonders, so we spoke to him about his experiences over the last 72 hours. Vice: What's the foulest thing you've seen on Chatroulette so far? Lewis Chaplin: Big fat black lady with her tits out. picture-20

HOT! Have you pulled your dick out yet? Yes. What if you bump into one of your bros on there and you've got your cock out? I had the cam aimed at my cock, not my face, obviously. Only an amateur internet nudist would even consider that. I love it though on Chatroulette when you get like a split-second snapshot of a dude wanking, as he hits the 'Next' button to find hot ladies. Oh. Yeah. Love that. You know what I'm saying? The idea that, for a second, a Brazilian dude was jacking off to you. Tell me about this person: Another fucking Brazilian. I was telling him to "do it, faggot". Turns out he was a cop. He showed me his badge and everything. He was just trying to be an internet tough guy. Why do you hate Brazilians? The Brazilians all look angry or have their tops off. picture-30

I almost disconnected my friend when I found him because he looks a bit Latino. That's my level of bigotry. I actually bumped into Hitler the other day. That was pretty badass. picture-24

Amazing. Compared to all my friends, I keep getting the coolest shit. I think your time on Chatroulette is making up for what your life has lacked so far. Like someone seeing your dick. Or meeting an impoverished Mexican child playing a laptop flight simulator propped up in a wheelchair. picture-23

Why has it taken so long for a site like this to come around, do you think? It's a step up from Stickam. More and more people wanting to do shit anonymously. Like 4chan and stuff. You can be "someone else" on Chatroulette. Had any slip-ups on Chatroulette yet? Left it open by accident or something? I went on something similar to it a while ago when I was really drunk and high with a girl. I don't remember what happened. But I know there were lots and lots of people watching us. And my background on the site was a blob fish. What's a blob fish? INTERVIEW BY BILLIE "JD" PORTER --

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