Gay Stuff

Chicago is a totally depressing town to live in, yet it seems to house some of the world’s happiest homosexual chaps. We just called one and asked him what gay shit rules around here. He gave us this list and the general vibe of each spot. We have no idea where any of these places are, so if they sound promising to your gay ears, Google ’em up for more info:  Spin “It has a shower contest.” Latin Night at the Lucky Horseshoe [Guess this speaks for itself] Sidetracks “Drama queen central. They have a karaoke machine with show tunes.” Clark’s on Clark “I took my straight brother-in-law here and they were playing hardcore gay porn on the TV, but he seemed to be cool with it.”  Second Story “Gay dive.”  Crew “Gay sports bar for gay frat boys, or gays who are into frat boys.”  Manhole “Sketch alert!”  After giving us this list our bud told us about freaking out and pretending to cry at work that day because his gross lady-boss was wearing something kinda tube-topish. Ah, gays.