CHINA - YELLOW UNDERPANTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE

Now that China's got the world's economy, manufacturing, and horrible disease outbreak on lockdown, they can move on to less crucial concerns, such as saggy underwear advocacy. Much like when you used to humiliate your little sister by tossing her flowered undies out her bedroom window onto the high branches of the tree in your parents' front yard, a new hospital at an undisclosed city in China just hung up a 12-foot-long yellow Y-front windsock out their front window to warn men of the dangers of wearing too-tight drawers. Supposedly that shit will squish your junk and give you urinary or reproductive trouble. Probably they just don't want their guys to get funny ideas that if they wear cling-film underpants they can start dressing like homos in skinny jeans, because that truly is the decline of civilization.

PS: Venezuelans wear yellow underwear for good luck. And to hide the pee stains. if (typeof ord=='undefined') {ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000;} document.write('');

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