The Humongous Fungus Among Us Issue was primarily sponsored by two competing children's whiskey brands. The other one was Country Recess.
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Detention Children's Whiskey
Slept through the alarm. Spilled my juice at breakfast. Missed the school bus. Even got in a fight at lunchtime. Wasn't all bad, though. Still got Detention Children's Whiskey.