If you're still looking for a summer job and are also a hot girl in northern Europe who doesn't mind standing naked in pig's blood before a crowd of corpse-painted masturbators, have we got the gig for you. Gorgoroth is looking for a young lady to be mock-crucified onstage at this year's Wacken Metal Festival in Germany alongside Nocturnal Models Zorsha and Ebola. How great would it be if they ended up picking some girl named Sarah or Kelly?
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Stuck in Bahia
At least I had some chicken heads and piranhas.
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VICE News: Inside Syria
Meeting refugees who live in political purgatory.
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Wasted Life - Pop a Bono
The U2charist has risen!
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Looking Good Behind Bars
Hardly anyone is attending to the fashion needs of the prison-industrial complex!
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Record Shop Dude - Sean Forbes Loves Lana Del Rey
Noisey's inside man at Rough Trade West in London gives us the scoop on his new favorite records.
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Coon-Suit Riot
Despite what the fashion industry says, manufacturing a suit of raccoons is simple.
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Reconsidering Perec’s Library
I have a lot to say about the art of organizing one's bookshelf.
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Chunklet to Go Go - I'm Not Allowed to Like A.C. Anymore Since They Signed to Earache
Some stories about touring with a real rock band.
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Flim Flam
Photos by Michael Bader, Stylists: Daniel Balks, Arkadius Giesek
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The VICE Guide to Travel: Jesus of Siberia
Vissarion's church of the last testament is the only reason to visit Siberia.
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CPAC Is Full of Santorum
At CPAC, Santorum's nonsense is moving.
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Watch Our Doggies Get Fierce on the Catwalk
Watch our pups strut.
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Baltimore’s Double Down Embraces a “Chicken Box” Full of Racial Stereotypes
This thing is a borderline racist.
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One of the Girls
Turning myself into a pretty princess wasn't a drag at all.
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Girl News - Girls and Girl on Girl
It's time to get real low, about girls plus gay.
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Why Are You Doing This? – Cocaine Moustache
I think I'd enjoy sticking a banister up your ass.
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Question of the Day - What's the Grossest Thing You've Seen in Public?
I've seen a homeless dude diarrhea on the subway.
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Japan's Smelliest Sex City Is Dying
The sad demise of the naked spa party in the land of the farting volcano.
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Hey Ron!: Hey Ron! - Don't Ass Bet
if you bet and lose, you have to either pay it up or get kicked in the butt.
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Flim Flam
Photos by Michael Bader, Stylists: Daniel Balks, Arkadius Giesek
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Noisey: Dillon
Moody music about robots that hunt crystals.
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VICE Meets: DFC
From lab equipment to unicorns, there's no limit to DFC's designs.
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Looking Good Behind Bars
Hardly anyone is attending to the fashion needs of the prison-industrial complex!
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Stuck in Bahia
At least I had some chicken heads and piranhas.
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Japan's Smelliest Sex City Is Dying
The sad demise of the naked spa party in the land of the farting volcano.
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VICE Meets: DFC
From lab equipment to unicorns, there's no limit to DFC's designs.
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The Huayno Murders Sentence
Case closed on the murder of Alicia Delgado. Turns out it was the lesbian lover--or was it?
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Noisey: Dillon
Moody music about robots that hunt crystals.
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VICE Meets: Issei Sagawa
This is the disconcerting story of a murderous cannibal let loose by the French government.
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The Mercy Rule - The Linsanity Defense
Jeremy Lin is the best kind of NBA character.
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Question of the Day - Is Monogamy the Best We Can Do?
Or is polygamy superior?
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Dress Your Tits Up Like Little Fancymen
All you need is a sombrero and a Sharpie.
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A Big Gay Choice
I recently tried NOT being gay.
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The Cute Show: Guinea Pig Village!
A tiny town full of chubby-faced mega-hamsters.
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Music World: True Norwegian Black Metal
An introduction to the Black Metal scene of Bergen, Norway.
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Fashion Week Internationale: Cambodia Fashion Week
Charlet arrives in Phnom Penh to attend Cambodia's first ever fashion week.
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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex
"I'll have what ME'S having!"
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KOMP-
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Richard Prince Vibration, Yeah!Taking a closer look at the Richard Prince/Patrick Cariou fiasco.
Noisey
Duck Fight Goose
Motherboard
How to Beat SOPA: Build a New Internet in Space
The Creators Project
Casio Turns 2D Photos Into Weird 3D Sculptures
Motherboard
Google Maps Is Twisted
The Creators Project
Jellyfish Film Shot on iPhone at the Aquarium
Noisey
Lucas Abela Plays Broken Glass with His Face
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