A Tyrannosaurus Rex falling into a 1000+ foot gorge after accidentally sprinting off a cliff at a record-breaking speed* while euphorically propelling itself in various directions, screaming in joy and sometimes leaping across arbitrary expanses, for more than 20 minutes, during which it became increasingly then fully unaware of its surroundings, except the occasional "blurry area of grass" or "briefly enlarging tree," now experiencing its "falling sensation" as a nearly imperceptible "tingliness" that within a few seconds—and until its death—it will believe to indicate [Tyrannosaurus Rex equivalent of "I have the ability to fly and am currently flying on my own volition"].*52 miles-per-hour, despite having its head, in an idiosyncratic side-effect of "peaking" on an extremely large dose of MDMA, turned almost completely in the opposite directionTAO LINhttp://heheheheheheheeheheheehehe.com/Previously: Harry Potter Via Che Guevara
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