Todd Fisher

Noisey: Dillon

Moody music about robots that hunt crystals.

Looking Good Behind Bars

Hardly anyone is attending to the fashion needs of the prison-industrial complex!

Stuck in Bahia

At least I had some chicken heads and piranhas.

We Had a Doggy Fashion Show!

We dressed a bunch of pups up like leather daddies.

Tonight: Psychosurgical Cinema at Spectacle

Bring your brain to the Spectacle Theater tonight.

Lonely Sex Cam Screen Shots

Xiu Xiu's frontman talks live, for-pay sex cam sites.

The Dragon's Hump - Part the Tenth

This unicorn farts out a wonderful scent of apples.

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Richard Prince Vibration, Yeah!

Taking a closer look at the Richard Prince/Patrick Cariou fiasco.

Record Shop Dude - Sean Forbes Loves Lana Del Rey

Noisey's inside man at Rough Trade West in London gives us the scoop on his new favorite records.

I Trolled Some Kanye West Fans

And I feel really, really bad about it.

VICE Gives You the Chance to Become a Party Legend

The world will never forget your haphazard exploits.

Birthday Bum Out

What I'm becoming increasingly incapable of dealing with is the existential dilemma of the Facebook Birthday.

The Cute Show Page!: Guinea Pig Village

Guinea pigs are those chubby-faced mega-hamsters.

What I Found at Work in January

People donate some weird stuff to charity shops.

The Huayno Murders Sentence

Case closed on the murder of Alicia Delgado. Turns out it was the lesbian lover--or was it?

A Big Gay Choice

I recently tried NOT being gay.

Music World: True Norwegian Black Metal

An introduction to the Black Metal scene of Bergen, Norway.

The Mercy Rule - The Linsanity Defense

Jeremy Lin is the best kind of NBA character.

Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex

"I'll have what ME'S having!"

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Richard Prince Vibration, Yeah!

Taking a closer look at the Richard Prince/Patrick Cariou fiasco.

A Few from ‘Stories’

Photographer Jacob Aue Sobol transforms everyday interactions with humans.

Stems: A History of Hosiery

Stockings had a long journey to getting everyone horny.

Global Trend Report

The sexual health and habits of the entire world (almost-ish).

I Used to Love Woody Harrelson, but Now I Think He's a Scumbag

Don't waste your time admiring famous people. They're creepy.

Doggy District

Photos by Bryan Derballa, Costume Design: Asher Levine

What I Found at Work in January

People donate some weird stuff to charity shops.

Kelly's Krush Korner - Paul Banks

I want to touch Paul Banks' penis.

The Mercy Rule - My NBA Hipsterism Problem, And Ours

The NBA is not the semi-secret thing that the hipsters would seek out.