FREE LIVE PSYCHICK TAROT TOMORROW, PARTY THE DAY AFTER
Hello. Are you getting so restless right now you can barely contain yourself for our 15-year anniversary party on Saturday and you're behaving like a pet hamster who's been affected by the incoming spirits of a Ouija board incantation, shivering and slamming yourself against your cage? If you haven't gotten your paws on tickets yet, you can try to win them here. We'll have a bunch of treats for you tomorrow, including, like last year, free live internet Psychick Tarot readings, this time by Todd Pendu. This is the real deal, folks, and it'll happen around 2 PM tomorrow. He'll be answering most any question asked in the comments section of that post. Please do not ask if you will have fun at our party because duh. -
Why Is There Pee on the Floor?
Tackling the tough questions regarding boys and the potty.
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Pretty Kool-A
Starring Maggie Lee and Sandy Kim
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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Neverending Weed
"My penis is kinda like a bong, but please don’t light my balls on fire like last time.”
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Living Off Death
Yovani Solís embalms ex-presidents, midget wrestlers, and victims of the Narco Wars
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Welcome… To Reaganurassic Park
Please don’t sell Ronald Reagan’s blood.
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The Mercy Rule - Contemporary Magic
Steve Van Gundy is an acerbic gnome.
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A Lesbo's Guide to Eating Vagina
You gotta just really get in there.
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Epicly Later'd: Arto Saari
Hanging out with straight edge vegans. But for Arto, that's actually not terrible.
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Girl Eats Food: Popping Candy Pavlova
A mega-meringue that will conjure up nostalgia from kiddy-hood to the awkwardness of puberty.
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Life Sans Music
Two Weeks of Voluntary Silence
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Motherboard: Now I'm a Meme: Vermin Supreme
If he's elected president, every American gets a free pony.
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Getting Down with Danny Brown
Noisey caught up with Danny Brown to discuss Adderall come-downs and camping.
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It's Been a Year Since They Killed Zé Claudio and Maria
To commemorate their passing, we had a chat with Maria's sister.
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Why Is There Pee on the Floor?
Tackling the tough questions regarding boys and the potty.
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Taz Arnold Is a Freaky Bitch
We have the exclusive debut of Taz Arnold's new music video for "Freaky Bitch."
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Your Favorite Band: Mama Cass
Jessica McFarland from Heavy Cream gets heavy with Mama Cass.
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VICE Premieres: "Glue" by White Lung
Most glue is made from horses, but this "Glue" is made from love.
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Shorties: Nimrod in Cannes
Making famous friends with an empty heart and lots of blank checks.
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The Mercy Rule - Contemporary Magic
Steve Van Gundy is an acerbic gnome.
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Pretty Kool-A
Starring Maggie Lee and Sandy Kim
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Hipster Christians Are Saving London
And they're doing it with Morrissey quiffs and hangovers.
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Girl Eats Food: Popping Candy Pavlova
A mega-meringue that will conjure up nostalgia from kiddy-hood to the awkwardness of puberty.
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Ghost Recon: Future Soldier: Hidden in Plain Sight
When will our dreams about becoming invisible will come true?
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Gorilla Munch KNOWS You
Steal a glance into those wise eyes. He will plow right through all of your neurotic, subconscious jabber.
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The Mercy Rule - Contemporary Magic
Steve Van Gundy is an acerbic gnome.
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VICE Meets: Larry Flynt
America's king of smut is a national treasure.
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Inside the Looney Disco
Dancing the night away at a German mental hospital.
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How to Make the Perfect Mangina
The Brazilian drag queen guide to tucking.
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Conclusive Proof
Meet Pony. She is an orangutan from a small village in Borneo.
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How to Not Violate Man Code: My Day with Waka Flocka Flame
Inventing languages, talking man code, and explaining what "rooster" means.
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What Makes a Fart?
Did you know that no two farts are exactly alike? They're like snowflakes in that regard.
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I Gave a Handy at Jew Camp
Without question the best thing about being Jewish is the free sex vacation to Israel.
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Ram-Fighting with Maradona in Tunisia
It's like the Champion’s League, but with goats.
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Music World: Raving in the Black Sea
Join us as we head to a huge party near the Black Sea.
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VICE News: Aokigahara Suicide Forest
The most popular site for suicides in Japan.
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Vélizy Hills 78140
Meeting the kids in the Parisian banlieues with American TV names.
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Epicly Later'd: Arto Saari
His rise to prominence is like no one else's.
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The PKK's Guerrilla Girls Will Fight Until They Die
Hanging out with the women still gunning for a free Kurdistan.
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What the Anti-Internet Rally Was All About 
The Creators Project
Why Moog Was the Man 
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Ye Olde Vibrators 
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