GARBAGE ISLAND ON LETTERMAN!
Hey, Captain Moore, the helmsman of our trip to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch was on the Late Show last night talking about how fucked up the ocean is. Kind of a bummer compared with Jennifer Anniston's redesigned living room (seriously what preceded it), but at least it wasn't as depressing as Dave's attempted takedown of Twitter. Give it a watch.
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The Mercy Rule - The Linsanity Defense
Jeremy Lin is the best kind of NBA character.
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Pen Pals - Jailhouse Rap
Today, Bert Burykill shares some of his songs with us.
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Thumbs Up!: Thumbs Up! Season 3
David Choe and Harry Kim's epic hitchhike across China.
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Off Hollywood - Angus Scrimm
A porttrait of the Tall Man in 'Phantasm.'
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The Cute Show: Guinea Pig Village!
A tiny town full of chubby-faced mega-hamsters.
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Question of the Day - What Would You Think I Meant if I Told You I Just Boofed a Roll?
It could mean a lot of things.
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The Ten Hottest Homophobes on the Internet (by a Boy)
All homophobes are gay, it's an actual scientific fact.
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In 1982, Fashion Got the Future Wrong
Fierce, power-suited vixens covered in latex and living in space.
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The Brutality Report - Stupid People What Don't Know They're Stupid
Stupid people are more complex than we give them credit for.
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Power Couples
Photos By Richard Kern
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The Mercy Rule - The Linsanity Defense
Jeremy Lin is the best kind of NBA character.
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Question of the Day - If You Could Change Your Gender for a Day, Would You?
I would and probably fuck the first guy that I see.
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Reconsidering Perec’s Library
I have a lot to say about the art of organizing one's bookshelf.
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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex
"I'll have what ME'S having!"
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Pen Pals - Jailhouse Rap
Today, Bert Burykill shares some of his songs with us.
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The Ten Hottest Homophobes on the Internet (by a Boy)
All homophobes are gay, it's an actual scientific fact.
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Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #49
I'm busy making my own comic this week, so here are 20 drawn images I like that I found on the internet.
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Kelly's Krush Korner - Paul Banks
I want to touch Paul Banks' penis.
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CBS’s Baseball Boyfriend Is Abusive
Fantasy baseball game seems wronger than the normal.
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Phone Call from Lagos - A Message of Peace from (Ex-)General Butt Naked
Another letter from Nigeria.
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Stems: A History of Hosiery
Stockings had a long journey to getting everyone horny.
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The Flesh Machine
Iggy Pop's animalistic physicality has informed style for decades.
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The Cute Show: Guinea Pig Village!
A tiny town full of chubby-faced mega-hamsters.
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In 1982, Fashion Got the Future Wrong
Fierce, power-suited vixens covered in latex and living in space.
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Kelly's Krush Korner - Paul Banks
I want to touch Paul Banks' penis.
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Theory: Nicki Minaj Is Actually Jay-Z Sped Up
Based on this evidence I would have to say that my theory is correct.
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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex
"I'll have what ME'S having!"
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Hats Off, Lesbians
Ever since junior high I've been two things: a lesbian and addicted to hats.
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Music World: The Huayno Murders
Bad things are happening in Peru's biggest music scene.
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Doggy District
Photos by Bryan Derballa, Costume Design: Asher Levine
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I Used to Love Woody Harrelson, but Now I Think He's a Scumbag
Don't waste your time admiring famous people. They're creepy.
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Canadians Don’t Get Hardcore, Americans Don’t Get Hockey
You might as well be Honduran for all you know about hockey.
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Photos: Istanbul's Dale Farm
Seems like the Turks were way ahead on this one.
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If You Build It, They Will Cum
Sexual healing and kinky community outreach with the Impropriety Society.
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Harry’s Freedom Foxhole - Sweet, Succulent Porcupine Meat
Porcupines are assholes.
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Skinema: No Warning 6: The Unfair Advantage
In "No Warning 6," the hardcore is harder and the anal is more anally.
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Americana: Bares, Broncs and Bulls
We just got back from hanging out with a bunch of Navajo cowboy folks from Triple B Association.
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Picture Perfect: Rob Hornstra
In which we discuss slow journalism and his Sochi Project.
Noisey
Duck Fight Goose 
Motherboard
How to Beat SOPA: Build a New Internet in Space 
The Creators Project
Casio Turns 2D Photos Into Weird 3D Sculptures 
Motherboard
Google Maps Is Twisted 
The Creators Project
Jellyfish Film Shot on iPhone at the Aquarium 
Noisey
Lucas Abela Plays Broken Glass with His Face 
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