Yes, it is in fact colder than an Alaskan vagina lip in NY right now, but that's no excuse to give up on life. Whatever you're planning on doing tonight probably involves a television and farting, so why don't you drop the television part and go to a dance party at Lit Lounge instead? The Young Things will be performing, and Har Mar Superstar will be doing a DJ set that is intended to make you sweat and stink.
If you're not familiar with The Young Things, hanging out with them is something like this:
So that's it. Go to this or you're dumb. Here's the Facebook thing about it.