Death death death.

All around us death.

Did you see Death?

You bet I did?

Hey Death!

Yes?

Wait your name’s Death?

Yes?

Are you actual Death?

Sure.

What do you mean sure?

I don’t know.

Are you Death?

Yes.

You are?

No.

Are you or aren’t you?

Yesno.

What?

Yesno. It’s right next to Fresno. That’s where I live.

So you’re not Death?

No.

No that’s true, or not that’s false?

I am Death.

And you live in Fresno?

No.

Where do you live then?

Yesno.

That’s not a real place.

Neither am I.

You’re not a real place?

I am not real.

You’re not real?

Yesno.

FUCK YOU!

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@brettgelman

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