These places may or may not have good food. That’s not the point, even though this is a guide to eating. The point is that they are super-historical and often have the waitstaff to match (as in the curmudgeonly 90-year-old “waitresses” at Canter’s Deli). If you’re a real Angeleno, you have to go just because you love your city and everything involved in its history. Wait, people actually love this city? Anyway…
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BOB’S BIG BOY RESTAURANTWhen they move to LA, young punks like to have their picture taken with Bob. He’s like a gigantic beacon of welcomeness, hoisting his burger high over his head, his hair artfully sculpted. The original Bob’s in the Valley opened in 1949 and is definitelywhateverdiner food—but on the weekends there are classic car shows in the parking lot, if you’re into that sort of thing. 4211 W. Riverside Dr., Burbank, 818-843-9334CANTER’S DELICanter’s has been a historic late-night scene for ages. Ben Canter opened his first Canter’s in 1924 and moved to the Fairfax location in 1948. If you stick to the bean-and-barley and the chicken-matzo-ball soups, you should be fine. Do not dare ask for your check. Do not dare ask where the bathroom is. Do not dare ask for a refill on your coffee before your 95-year-old waitress is ready to give it to you. She’s as sassy as the most clever 18-year-old and can freeze you like Medusa with just one glance. 419 N. Fairfax Ave., Fairfax District, 323-651-2030.CASA VEGAAn awesome Mexican restaurant in the Valley that is so dark you can barely see who’s sitting across from you. So imagine your shock when you drunkenly run straight into Suge Knight. Do what you’re supposed to do: Keep your eyes down and claim you saw nothin’. 13301 Ventura Blvd., Sherman Oaks, 818-788-4868.CLIFTON’S BROOKDALE CAFETERIASince 1935, Clifton’s has been the spot to go to for old-people cafeteria food in a forest setting. No shit. The interior looks like a forest, with trees and fake flowers and moose heads and friggin’ boulders. Tip: Everyone is nice to you if you speak Spanish. The “Best in the West” for more than half a century may be a bold claim, but that’s OK. You don’t argue with your elders. 648 S. Broadway, Downtown, 213-627-1673.
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