IT'S THANKSGIVING

Look, we're not going to bullshit you. We took off yesterday and set this post on a timer. By the time you read this we could be sleeping or eating or driving or stoned or crashed on a couch or getting drunk or seeing a movie or even dead. Ooh, just gave ourself the chills. Anyways, if you're unfortunate enough to live in a country that doesn't celebrate our white ancestors' ability to avoid mass starvation in one of the most resource-rich places on earth you're going to have to come up with some other way to fill your down time for the next two days. Maybe bone up on TV shows with that woman who answers the phones? Or you could watch this Dutch documentary on Crass and contemplate what your life would be like if you weren't such a pussy. See you on the other side!
2 years ago

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