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Sennheiser Momentum Wireless HeadphoneIf I were a wasted frat guy d-bag who was reviewing these, I'd punch a hole in the wall of my dorm room and break these amazing headphones when I passed out and smashed my head against my bed. These are extremely pricey, but I would say absolutely worth the money if you either got the fundz or got a mommy or daddy who can get them for you. Personally, I always lean toward spending the money on quality, and these are high quality. First and foremost, they sound amazing. Rich, crisp sound and, most important for me, warm, deep bass. They feel like they are made very well. They're very comfortable. It's a simple, elegant design that I wouldn't be embarrassed wearing on the subway for my commute. They fold easily with a soft, satisfying click, adjust to your head cleanly, and come with a nice case. The pair I was sent to review are brown leather with white (ivory) ear cups, which wouldn't be my first choice of color. But they don't look bad, and going online, I see they also come in all black, which looks pretty sweet. I personally don't mind a cable (which they come with), so maybe I wouldn't spend the money for Bluetooth headphones. And the Bluetooth also freaks me out since they're on my head. I also couldn't figure out how to connect these to my computer. I only used them with my iPhone. But I'm guessing that's just me being a grandpa who can't figure out something simple. Bottom line, these things rule and are too cool for fool school.
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Roland JU-O6 Sound Module and K-25M Keyboard UnitI don't play piano or keyboards and have no idea how these things work. The sound module looks cool as hell and must be fun as hell to play with. And one of the editors at the show I'm making right now is a member of Bear in Heaven and creamed his jeans when he saw these. He also showed me how the two pieces click together, which was really cool. That's all I have to say about this one.
Roland VT-3 Voice TransformerHopefully I am right when I assume that this beauty was sent to me to review because I can use it to make the scrambled voice from Delocated, in which I play someone in the witness protection program who's always wearing a ski mask and talking in a scrambled voice. Unfortunately, my mini amp is in storage (I know, lame), and I wasn't able to try it out and go on the balcony of my building and scream out to the neighborhood as "Jon." I would have loved to have put on my ski mask and shouted "WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE" over and over and over again until the cops were called. Based on the brand and the design, I'm going to guess this thing is great. I love the shape, size, weight, and design of the unit itself. The kelly-green trim on the black looks great. I love the click at the halfway point of all the levers, as well as the soft click of the main-control button. There's a button that says "ROBOT," which can only mean good times. Obviously, there should be a button on all vocal transformers that simply say "JON FROM DELOCATED." I looked it up online and thoroughly enjoyed a German guy's video about it. At least I think he's German. Oh, it also came in a pretty cool-looking box. If I were the wasted frat guy d-bag reviewing this, I'd say, "Nice package," followed by "That's what she said," followed by projectile vomiting all over the unit, followed by passing out and breaking my dick because I was also jacking off to hockey-fight videos online while I was reviewing it.This article appeared in the October issue of VICE magazine. Click HERE to subscribe.