Keyframes - This Week's Digital Detritus

Keyframes brings you the most (ir)relevant video news of the Internet, consumable in one sitting.

August 24, 2011, 12:00am

KEYFRAMES brings you the most (ir)relevant video news of the Internet, consumable in one sitting:

- Pouring molten video steel into a statue of a rectangle that you can only see in one dimension.

- Setting diamond content into an unreasonably small time ring.

- Consolidating visions of the imaginary future for the purpose of losing it later.

- Losing it now.

- This cannot be your screen saver.

- KEYFRAMES is in the back of the top drawer.

NOTES FOR THIS EPISODE:

- Birth is hard, but probably easier than making a robot baby cake.

- Virtual Reality is meant for everyone.

- Use a table cloth next time.

- Drinks are turned into pee, food is turned into poop.

INGREDIENTS:

You could never watch all the videos on the internet.