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      LONDON - BIG TITS TAX

      July 21, 2008

      By viceland

      Playboy_2 I have huge tits. They ballooned when I was about 13, way before anyone else's in my class, which made me feel like a freak, but also kind of privileged, like I was part of an elite society that got special treatment from all the male teachers. In high school it was cool because I got lots of attention from boys, which made all my flat-chested friends super jealous. However, as time has gone on, I've come to realize that big breasts are major pain. Here are some reasons why...

      - Back pain
      - They hurt when I run for buses (imagine trying to jog with a raging hard-on if you're a guy).
      - There's more space for breast cancer to grow in.
      - When you get old you will look like this.
      - They make small summers tops looks trashy instead of cute.
      - And just to top it off, Marks and Spencers have just started charging £2 more for bras sized DD and over. The nerve! Thankfully my sisters aren't taking this lying down. They've even made a Facebook group in protest called Busts 4 Justice.

      KARLEY

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