Welcome to another edition of This Week in Racism. I’ll be ranking news stories on a scale of one to RACIST, with “one” being the least racist and “RACIST” being the most racist.–Macklemore, bubbe, what were you thinking? You just Yentil'd yourself into a big, boiling pot of matzo ball soup! You meshugganah goy, you! Dear reader, if you don't have a Google Alert for "white rapper does something racially questionable" like I do, here's the "emes": In an attempt to surprise fans at a secret show at Seattle's EMP Museum, Macklemore assembled a makeshift costume out of wardrobe pieces that he said were chosen at random. The rest of the world thought he bought a Shylock costume from his local Halloween Super Store. Ooops.
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Shakira a wetback Rihanna lmaooool
— Geraldine (@Foolishawty) May 19, 2014
Scenario. Knockout game. Nigger falls and white man whips that feral nigger.
— White pride #WR (@Whitepride7) May 22, 2014
I am not a sand nigger. Bosnia isn't in the Middle East, it's in Europe
— Uh-Mina Delič (@_adelic) May 21, 2014
✊ #ThrowBackThursday the first nigger to go into outer space pic.twitter.com/2WGlRELyRa
— Bum Farto (@Bum_Farto) May 22, 2014
Follow Dave Schilling on Twitter.Wish my eyes weren't so damn chink
— ǝllǝıɹɐ ɐsıɹɐɯ (@arielle_marisa) May 22, 2014