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      Men in Funny Hats Still Rule the World

      March 12, 2012

      Archival images courtesy of Adam Parfrey

      Memorabilia that extols the virtues of being (clockwise from left) ritually beaten, drowned, and sawed in half to prove one’s loyalty to your lodge.

      My relationship with Freemasonry started the day I was born, courtesy of my grandfather. He was once a Mason in Liverpool, but eventually turned his back on the society and its activities. The main reason he defected was because my grandmother, as a woman, was forbidden to know anything about what went on at the meetings. Being that a bunch of his relatives were associated with the Masons, he and his wife became estranged from his part of the family and never really spoke to them again, and so I have many relatives out there whom I’ve never met.

      This is what some online-forum-dwelling conspiracy
      theorists think the world-controlling Freemasons look like.


      Would I be happier and more successful if I’d have known them? Probably not. I believe they were from the Wirral, a part of Liverpool whose citizens I have never really found to be that appealing anyway. What I love most about this story is that my grandfather chose the love of his wife over drinking with cops and barristers in funny hats while they cuddled skeletons or whatever they did to prosper in their super-secret club. Either that, or he was terrified of my grandmother’s wrath, which could be quite fierce.

      The level of family-shunning loyalty and other weird rules that you must follow to be part of the Masons and similar secret societies have always fascinated me, but my level of interest doesn’t approach that of American publisher and writer Adam Parfrey. The founder and owner of Feral House books, Adam has spent the past 20 years amassing a huge collection of Masonic ephemera and, along with his coauthor, Craig Heimbichner, has just completed a weighty book called Ritual America: Secret Brotherhoods and Their Influence on American Society. VICE was lucky enough to obtain a sneak preview of some of the best imagery in the book, along with an interview with Adam about his obsession with the Masons and similar groups.

      Vice: In your new book, you claim that at the peak of their popularity, one in three Americans belonged to a secret society. That seems crazy. What’s that number like these days?
      Adam Parfrey:
      That figure came from two sources. One was an 1898 book, an encyclopedia of fraternal organizations, and the other was a more recent book called Fraternal Organizations. It sounds crazy, but it’s not, because these societies provided important things to people of their era, like medical insurance, social networking, entertainment, and places to get away from the family and booze it up.

      This photo of a painting of President Harry Truman in full
      Masonic regalia is what Masons actually look like. They
      still control the world, though.

      Have you ever belonged to a secret society?
      My Texas friend Bruce Webb runs a gallery with his wife, Julie, that contains all of his secret-society purchases, which were usually taken from lodges after they shut down. Bruce encouraged me to join the Odd Fellows, and so I went through the initiation ceremony in their Waxahatchie, Texas, lodge. I must admit to having forgotten the secret password and handshake.

      What else did you have to do to join the Odd Fellows?
      During the “initiation ritual,” you have to stare at a goofy skeleton in a coffin to remind you of your few days left on earth, and so you’d better get in line with a society that supposedly cares about you.

      You’ve been involved with the Church of Satan in the past through your friendship with the late Anton LaVey. How does the CoS compare with these Masonic societies?
      Anton said somewhere that the Church of Satan was partly based on Masonic ideas and rituals. But when I knew him, Anton never led a “ceremony” outside of playing an organ and a synthesizer for hours at a time. Keep in mind that Freemasonry was in fact the basis for hundreds of societies, much like the 12 Steps paradigm is used by many different sobriety groups.


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