MORE MONEY THAN PUBES AND BRAINS

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Who is the bigger asshole? The high-school kid who flushed $20,000 down the toilet to hang out with A Perfect Circle drummer Josh Freese? Or Freese himself who took the money? It’s almost impossible to say.

Last week, Freese whored himself out to Florida teen Thomas Mrzyglocki for 7 celebrity filled days. The package included mini golf with Tool singer Maynard James Keenan, a pizza party at Mark Mothersbaugh’s house as well as a few hours shooting the shit with Slash (imagine the conversation). Freese even recorded a few songs in honour of the cashed up dweeb.

It all sounds like a mind-boggling waste of money but Myzyglocki says it was “totally worth it” justifying it as a well deserved birthday present to himself. Good on you, you fucking shit stain.

(Photo credit: Dave Bullock, wired.com)

2 years ago

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