NAME JAM

By Alex

Oh man, it's that time of the month again. The delicious 30-minute "brainstorm sesh" when we and the reviews editor pull our chairs up to the office chalkboard and "jam out" the names that go at the bottom of the record reviews in the magazine. Here's the cream of the crap so far. If you've got any shiny, shiny diamonds you'd like to add to the mix, throw them in the comments and maybe they'll be immortalized in the next reviews page. We're particularly on the lookout for any good ones involving "Clyde" or "Gulch." Name on, namers! Bunkin Murtrow Lance Thump Johnny Erickson Petula Smandrabber Sarfy Maccleroy Lou Sumthin' Name-o McNameGame Leon Banana Dr. Gorilla Hank Mtumbo A Guy With Cancer Hoobastink Celulon the Magnificent T. Bozzz Ice Cream Face Jr. Harry Colon The Guy Reynold Zany Reginald Horsebrow Sam Fatts Top Hams Bananas Foster-Weinstein Groovy Louie Chaim Porkchop My Friend Hortense Tommy two-toes Luke "the Hand" Andrews Horses Fellatio Keyes Ben Remarkable The Fiend