Talk about kismet. We’re revisiting Colombian donkey-courting rituals on VBS just a week after gay-rights mascot Frank Kameny gave everyone the thumbs up to fuck dogs. And sheep and pigs and horses—the whole barnyard is up for grabs "as long as the animal doesn’t mind." Doesn’t mind? Ever seen two cats go at it, bud? Most animals don’t even like sex with each other, let alone a guy who can’t wait for his bullmastiff to reach sexual maturity so he can see what the "knot" feels like up his ass. Jesus.