NEW ZEALAND - WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

Kiora, New Zealand. If you've been wondering where the fuck the Technology Issue is, well, we had some issues with it. Technical ones. But while it may be late, we're confident that it's also totally freaking amazing. Where else are you going to read about the budding sport of sabre-segging (that's light-sabre duelling on segways) or hear what sci-fi ledgend Ed Neumeier's been up to since he made Robocop? Those of you who answered "Viceland.com" can get fucked, it was a rhetorical question to which the only real answer is "nowhere, motherfucker".

Anyway, take heed, the Tech Issue is on deck on should be on the streets in the next few days. Keep an eye out.