PARTY THIS FRIDAY

By Vice Staff

16647_1162796230841_1255897116_30424347_6136370_n Hands up if you hate Christmas music. Yeah, us too. In fact, if we hear one more song with sleigh bells in it, we’re just gonna go ahead and pull a Black Christmas (the original Canadian one, not the remake) wherever we happen to be. Of course the only thing more painful than hearing really, really, bad R&B versions of already really, really, bad Christmas songs is being forced to hear them at an office holiday party-you know, those workplace social events that are so brain-numbingly forced, that the best you can hope for is for unrequited office romances to explode in a messy ball of booze and regret. Well, if you’re in Toronto this Friday, December 11th, head to Wrongbar where our buddies at Telephone Explosion are actually having a fun holiday shindig. With Demon's Claws, Sun Ra Ra Ra, Actual Water and the Holy Cobras on the bill, everyone will be too busy dancing and getting hammered on 4-dollar tall cans to notice Robertson from accounts receivable and Peggy from reception drunkenly dry-docking on the dancefloor (omg. I totally saw that coming). Things start at 9pm sharp and the first 50 people to pay the 10-dollar cover get a 7” (whoa, that's a lot of numbers).
By Vice Staff 2 years ago

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