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Interviews with People Who Just Had Sex With Each Other
Oct 1 2008
The rules here were simple. We waited downstairs while these couples fucked, then we came in and got the play-by-play after they were done.
AHAVA & LD
Vice: So you guys just did it...
LD: First we drank some wine, trying to get ourselves ready, and then I started making out with her. That’s how it got started.
Ahava: It doesn’t take much for me to get horny. Plus, we’ve only had sex like four times before this, so it’s still exciting.
LD: But we’re comfortable enough so we didn’t need to be super-horny already.
Ahava: I also hadn’t had sex in a week.
OK, what next? Were you horny yet?
Ahava: He took my shirt off. I think I took my shorts off.
LD: Yeah, you took your own shorts off, then you took all my clothes off. You wanted to get down to business.
So you were definitely ready. How long did this take?
LD: That was within the first five minutes. The whole sex was about 40 minutes total.
Ahava: I feel like it was longer.
LD: I made sure to look at the clock.
Ahava: I was not that removed from what was happening.
Ahava: Then I went down on him for a short, short bit.
LD: A too short bit. It was only like a minute.
Ahava: It was maybe like three minutes. I’m not a huge fan of blowjobs.
LD: I never went down on her, so I guess it’s fair.
Ahava: I was being polite.
Why so short?
LD: I was into it.
Ahava: Yeah, he was, I think that was the problem. There was a lot of thrusting and I have a tiny mouth! I don’t deep-throat people ever. That’s when I decided no more.
LD: I won’t do that again, I guess.
Ahava: Plus, he’s really big, at least compared to other people. So, I was kind of unprepared. I think I need to work my way up to it.
So the minute-long blowjob was over and then...
LD: Then she got on top of me, and we started fucking.
Were you wet yet?
Ahava: Not really, but it happened quick.
LD: She was doing most of the work. I was just laying there grabbing her tits. She’s really into biting, like bite marks and blood.
Ahava: Incredibly hard biting.
LD: This is the first time I’ve ever really gone for it. She told me about it and I thought it was kind of weird, but this time I finally just went for it. I bit her boob a little bit.
Did you enjoy it?
LD: Once I got into it, I thought it was kind of cool.
Ahava: Plus, I think the reaction he got from me also helped. I get so into it.
LD: She goes a little crazy.
Ahava: And he likes to spank me while I’m on top too. There was some of that happening too.
Were you being loud?
LD: She was.
Ahava: He makes a little noise, not loud, but it’s there. Just some moaning and a little grumbling. I would say it’s nice because it’s consistent throughout, and I know he’s enjoying it.
LD: Sometimes it’s a conscious decision to make noise, it’s an indicator to let the other person know you’re enjoying it.
Ahava: If something feels good I make a noise.
Do you guys ever talk in bed?
LD: No, maybe sometimes I’ll ask if something feels good.
Ahava: Or he’ll ask me to do things. People who are really into dirty talk kind of freak me out, though one guy used to call me by my full name which I thought was really hot.
Were you both enjoying her being on top?
LD: Well, she actually had an orgasm within like seven minutes.
Ahava: I always come when I’m on top, because I know what to do to make myself orgasm. That’s why I can’t start on top, but I always get back into it.
LD: It was literally like five minutes into it.
Ahava: I’d say ten.
What did you think when she came?
LD: I thought, “Man, I’m so good.”
Were you touching her at all or just fucking?
LD: No, she’s completely in charge when she’s on top. I don’t have to do much, I have an erection and lay there.
Ahava: You were touching me!
ANDY & ALANA
Vice: OK. Take it from the top.
Andy: We had some beers and we smoked some cigarettes, and we talked about doing it in a different variety of places.
Alana: And then he said, “Let’s go have sex.”
How did you get started?
Andy: We made out a little bit, then I took her tights off, and I took my shirt off because it was hot in here. And then I asked her to take her dress off but then I ended up taking it off for her. And then we had to go to the bathroom and lay down a blanket, because she has her period and we didn’t want to make a mess.
Alana: It’s natural and beautiful!
If you say so. What else?
Andy: She had matching bra and panties on today, which was exciting.
Alana: That never happens, I’m disorganized.
Andy: So we laid down the blanket, got a little cozy. Then we spooned a bit and kept making out. I started grabbing and kissing and suckling her boobs.
Alana: That felt good.
Andy: Then I started fingering her.
Alana: I was starting to get wet, from the fingering.
Andy: Then she played with my cock.
Played with it how?
Alana: I was touching it, rubbing it a little through his boxers.
Andy: She was using both hands though. That was pretty hot. Her panties came off and I threw them, and then we kept jerking each other off. I was still kissing her tits and her belly. We were taking our time. Eventually, I got on top of her, straight missionary.
Alana: He lifted my legs up in the air, and that felt good.
Andy: Alana’s very flexible, and she’s got these long legs too.
Alana: I teach yoga.
Any oral at all?
CAITLIN & ANDY
Vice: Hey, you’re the same guy as the last interview. Are you a man-whore?
Andy: Um, I’m just a really nice guy?
OK, stud. This was a bit of an afternoon delight, huh? Walk me through it.
Caitlin: We did it this morning when we were waking up, and then again an hour ago. In the morning, I was going to leave, but I realized he had a hard-on, so I was like, “Hrm, maybe not, if that’s saying hello right now.”
Andy: We started with the closed-eyed groping, the kind you don’t really remember.
Caitlin: We were spooning, and I was like, “Oh, that’s a hard penis, that’s what that is.”
Andy: It was sort of like blind people grabbing each other in the morning. Then we went straight into the fucking. I was on top, and we were very close, right on top of each other, holding on. I came very quickly.
Like, five, ten minutes?
Caitlin: Maybe like three minutes.
What does that say about you?
Caitlin: That I’m super hot and my pussy’s hella tight! [laughs all around]
How’d you get into it the second time?
Andy: We were just wearing underwear, and started making out. Then she got on top—
Caitlin: That’s how I do.
Andy: Then I kind of slipped her boobs out of her bra.
Caitlin: I don’t wear bras with clasps anymore, so it’s always a hassle getting them off. So sometimes it’s easier breastfeeding-style.
What was happening with the boobs?
Andy: Kissing, suckling, and squeezing. She was doing a little clit grinding, little bit of dry humping.
Caitlin: We did that for a little while, but I wanted to make sure he still had condoms.
Andy: I dug one out and came back to the bed. Underwear came off, condom went on. Silly condom.
Caitlin: Well, me no likey no babies. I had these fancy Swedish and Japanese condoms.
TINA & BUCHANAN
Vice: How was the fucking?
Buchanan: We haven’t seen each other in a month, first of all. And that was the first time we met, and we had sex in the woods a lot then, so a couch was great.
Tina: And I told her, “Imagine what we could do in a fucking bed!” Anyway, first we drank whiskey. Then we took each other’s shirts off.
Buchanan: Then we drank more whiskey.
Tina: And then we put on Bob Dylan. I think he’s sexy.
Buchanan: Then we were making out. It was hot.
Tina: We were playing with each other’s titties.
Were the pants still on?
Buchanan: Yeah, but then I went to the bathroom and came back with them unbuttoned.
Tina: She was wearing boxer briefs. I’m wearing panties.
Buchanan: We kept making out, then we started touching each other’s “special areas.” Her pants were really hard to get off.
Tina: It rained last night, so they’re like suctioned on there! It took a lot of tugging.
Buchanan: She got on top of me. She was wearing pink panties. The kissing was perfect.
Tina: I made her take off her underpants as well. And then she fucked the shit out of me.
Whoa, slow down there. Let’s go back.
Tina: She definitely fucked me first.
Buchanan: She was on top and I started off touching her with my hand. First it was just rubbing, then I slipped a finger inside. She laid down and I started kissing all over her chest and then proceeded to kiss her thighs and then kissed her other parts. I sucked on her clit for a while, with my fingers inside of her. It was two fingers at this point.
Tina: I was moving my ass up and down. There was lots of moaning.
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