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The Mercy Rule - The Linsanity Defense

Jeremy Lin is the best kind of NBA character.

Question of the Day - If You Could Change Your Gender for a Day, Would You?

Probably fuck the first guy that I see.

Reconsidering Perec’s Library

I have a lot to say about the art of organizing one's bookshelf.

Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex

"I'll have what ME'S having!"

Pen Pals - Jailhouse Rap

Today, Bert Burykill shares some of his songs with us.

The Ten Hottest Homophobes on the Internet (by a Boy)

All homophobes are gay, it's an actual scientific fact.

Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #49

I'm busy making my own comic this week, so here are 20 drawn images I like that I found on the internet.

Kelly's Krush Korner - Paul Banks

I want to touch Paul Banks' penis.

CBS’s Baseball Boyfriend Is Abusive

Fantasy baseball game seems wronger than the normal.

Phone Call from Lagos - A Message of Peace from (Ex-)General Butt Naked

Another letter from Nigeria.

Stems: A History of Hosiery

Stockings had a long journey to getting everyone horny.

The Flesh Machine

Iggy Pop's animalistic physicality has informed style for decades.

The Cute Show: Guinea Pig Village!

A tiny town full of chubby-faced mega-hamsters.

In 1982, Fashion Got the Future Wrong

Fierce, power-suited vixens covered in latex and living in space.

Kelly's Krush Korner - Paul Banks

I want to touch Paul Banks' penis.

Theory: Nicki Minaj Is Actually Jay-Z Sped Up

Based on this evidence I would have to say that my theory is correct.

Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex

"I'll have what ME'S having!"

Hats Off, Lesbians

Ever since junior high I've been two things: a lesbian and addicted to hats.

Music World: The Huayno Murders

Bad things are happening in Peru's biggest music scene.

Doggy District

Photos by Bryan Derballa, Costume Design: Asher Levine

I Used to Love Woody Harrelson, but Now I Think He's a Scumbag

Don't waste your time admiring famous people. They're creepy.

Canadians Don’t Get Hardcore, Americans Don’t Get Hockey

You might as well be Honduran for all you know about hockey.

Photos: Istanbul's Dale Farm

Seems like the Turks were way ahead on this one.

If You Build It, They Will Cum

Sexual healing and kinky community outreach with the Impropriety Society.

Harry’s Freedom Foxhole - Sweet, Succulent Porcupine Meat

Porcupines are assholes.

Skinema: No Warning 6: The Unfair Advantage

In "No Warning 6," the hardcore is harder and the anal is more anally.

Americana: Bares, Broncs and Bulls

We just got back from hanging out with a bunch of Navajo cowboy folks from Triple B Association.

Picture Perfect: Rob Hornstra

In which we discuss slow journalism and his Sochi Project.