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      Question of the Day - Chicks Before Dicks?

      By VICE Staff

      August 15, 2012
      From the column 'Question of the Day'

      Welcome to Question of the Day. Ditching the peen-scene!

      Following yesterday’s dick fest, today is all about the lay-dees, the chicas, the homegirls, whatever! Some ladies here at VICE hate the whole premise behind "Bros Before Hos?" because a) they object to being called "hos" and b) it was a loaded question. It probably should have been phrased "Sexy Girls Before Smelly Dudes?"

       Do those with two X chromosomes really have more loyalty to members of their own sex than their Y-chromosomed counterparts? Would you choose your girls over a little rump of man meat? Or would you get stitches for your bitches? What's it going to be: chicks or dicks? 

      VICE: Chicks before dick?
      Lois, 25, musician:
       Uhh, it depends on the dick, to be honest.

      Would you bail on your girlfriends for a bonefest?
      I have done, in the past.

      Me too. Is it the female equivalent of being pussy-whipped? What do you call that?
      Cock-sprung. Yeah, cock-sprung.

      Kirsten, 46, teacher: Oh, I am married. But I do ditch my husband so I can go out with my friends.

      Oh, I have to see him all the time. After all these years, he’s a little boring.

      Would you ditch him to go out clubbing with me?
      Yes. You look like fun.

      Julie, 65: I would choose a man now because I’m single and perhaps if I’d spent less time with friends I wouldn’t be.

      You sound bitter. Do you have fun with your girlfriends?
      Oh yes, tremendous fun. But there’re certain things a man can do that a woman can’t.

      Really? Like what?
      Hahaha. I think you realize what I mean.

      I do. I call it "sexy time."
      I just call it sex.

      Kiki, 18:
      Oh, fucking chicks. Always chicks.

      Oh, are you gay?
      No, I don’t mean it that way, but I hate it when friends get a new man and then it’s like you don’t exist.

      Yeah. Could a celebrity tempt you? Like, err, Justin Timberlake? Would you bail for him?
      He’s still hot. Probably, only because he’s a celebrity, though.

      You’re shallow.
      I am shallow.

      Jen, 22 (left) and Adameeka, 21.

      VICE: Chicks before dicks?
      That’s disgusting.

      Helen, 21, law grad (right) and Helen's boyfriend (left).

      VICE: Chicks before Dicks?

      Don’t worry about your boyfriend. Honesty is the key to a lasting relationship.
      I want both. My chicks and my dicks. [Laughs]

      Is he a good boyfriend?
      Yeah. He’s like a friend as well.

      What if, say, Beyonce wanted to braid your hair, would you ditch him?
      Yeah. In a heartbeat.

      If Beyonce said let's be BFFs but you two had to break up?
      [Looks at boyfriend] Yes. I’d take Beyonce.
      Boyfriend: Me too!

      Me too.

      Left to right: Grandma, 68, Karen, 49 and Emily, school student.

      VICE: Chicks before dicks?
      Karen: Do you know what that means, Mom?
      Grandma: Yes. Of course I do.
      Karen: Well, we’re on a girls day out, so chicks.

      What advice would you give to Emily about men?
      Never let a man tell you what to do. Play hard to get.
      Karen: I don’t want her to get a boyfriend. Not until she’s 40.

      Emily, do you prefer hanging out with your girlfriends or boys?
      Careful what you say.
      Emily: I’ve never had a boyfriend—yet. Boys just annoy me.

      They annoy me, too. They’re good for nothing.
      Grandma: I agree. Even your granddad is.

      Previously - Bros Before Hos?

      Topics: Question of the Day, chicks, Dicks, bros before hoes, friends, penis


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